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Hokay, so here’s the earth…jus chillin, damn that is one sweet earth you might say ROUND.
Alright, ruling out the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us (POWSHH), the ozone layer leaving (FU), and the sun exploding, we’re definitely gonna blow ourselves up (POWSH)

HOKAY! So basically we got china, france, india, israel, pakistan, russia, the UK, and US with nukes….we got about 2600 more than anybody else whatever….hanyway one day, we decides those chinese sons of a bitches are going down - so we launch a nuke at china. while it’s on its way china’s like “SHIT SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING US?” “Oh well fire missiles!”

Then france is like “Shit guys we got the (cigarettes) missiles are coming, fire our shit!” “But I’m Le Tired” “Well, have a nap….THEN FIRE Z MISSILES”

Meanwhile, australia is down there like WTF Mates? India Israel and Pakistan launch all their shit (whatev…) and now we got missiles flying everywhere passing each other (Sup, yo?).

Russia’s like “AHH MOTHERLAND!”
Then england’s like “Bout that time, eh chaps?” “Right oh”

So now America’s like “Fuck we’re dumbasses” (duh) Canada’s like “What’s going on, eh?” Australia’s still like WTF? Mars is laughing at us and some big giant meteor is like “Oh…fuck that”

Now there’s nuclear winter, everyone’s dead ‘cept australia and they’re still like “WTF?” but they’ll be dead soon…fucking kangaroos

But assuming we don’t blow ourselves up all us californians have to worry about is breaking from the united states to go hang with hawaii….alaska can come too

THE END!

Prince has the amount of his of 1000 Kanyes
Has made as much music as 1000 Kanyes
Plays as many instruments as 1000 Kanyes
Has the songwriting ability of 1000 Kanyes

Not that I’m a supporter of huge ass egos,
but if anyone has the right to one, it’d be
Prince.